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Subscribe to Mailing List: Join if you want free monthly emails containing inspirational proverbs. Email: Search for Proverb: Choose the method to search by, enter terms, and click find to start. Method: By Proverb By Author Terms: Other Helpful Pages: Featured author of the week Generate random proverbs Previous issue of newsletter Visitor Information: Sign Proverb Zone's guestbook View Proverb Zone's guestbook		Proverb Zone > Author > Steven Wright Result Navigation: [ 1 ] A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time. For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. . .I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. I bought some batteries but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again. I have a microwave fireplace. I can have a relaxing evening in front of the fire in 8 minutes. I put instant coffee into a microwave oven and almost went back in time. I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically. I went to a place to eat. The menu said breakfast served any time. I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes. . . I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography. If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know? If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. What's another word for Thesaurus? You can't have everything. Where would you put it? Jump To: [ About Us | Links | Daily Quote | Recent Addition | Mail Webmaster | Home ]