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A dog in a kennel barks at his fleas; a dog hunting does not notice them.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-- Josh Billings
A dog may be the only opportunity a human has to choose a relative.
-- Mordecai Siegal
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
-- Robert Benchley
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me. They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me. I must be a God!
At least dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back to you.
Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
-- Jeff Valdez
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But put him in a car and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window.
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
-- Sue Murphy
Diplomacy is the art of saying nice doggy until you can find a rock.
Do nothing in great haste, except catching fleas and running from a mad dog.
Dog's have owners. Cat's have staff.
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
-- Dave Barry
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-- Ann Landers
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done right.
-- Walt Disney
He painted a tiger, but it turned out a dog.
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln
I finally maneged to teach my dog to beg. Last night he came home with $15.00.
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